New slogan for Icesus

Post by **idles** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 15:37 pm

We are launching a small banner campaign on topmudsites and mudconnector.

For that we need a killer slogan and idea for the banners.

Post your ideas to this topic. Best slogan will be rewarded generously

thaladred · Post by **thaladred** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 18:47 pm

I have a few;

Dumb people choose Icesus. - because you want to reach the masses... more dumb people than there are smart ones

Icesus gives that warm feeling.

Icesus, when 2nd best isn't good enough.

Icesus one size fits all.

Go where the winners go - Icesus!

Icesus soothes the nerves.

Icesus, what else?

I bet I can find more later on

solar · Post by **solar** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 20:06 pm

Something wrong with 'The coolest dungeon on net'? :o

And now for the (bad) suggestions:

"Icesus - The Chuck Norris of MUDs"

"You score *****ICESUS***** worth of fun!"

midrien · Post by **midrien** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 20:32 pm

Its cool. We prefer you to be drunk and incomprehensible

goderic · Post by **goderic** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 21:41 pm

'It's not Warcraft, it's a challenge'

thaladred · Post by **thaladred** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 16:14 pm

Here are some more:

Icesus, how did you live without it?

Icesus... the meaning of life..

Our Icesus will give you softer skin. - Must get more girls to play

Icesus will get you more girls.

I see Icesus in your future.

Icesus, the best part of the day.

rhonjura · Post by **rhonjura** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 23:41 pm

Icesus - A Cold Way To Play

nuff said.

xerene · Post by **xerene** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 06:43 am

Icesus - My anti suicide!
Icesus - Something to do when there is plenty of time to kill.
Icesus - MUCH better than the alternatives....
Icesus - WARNING: Highly Addictive! Play at your own risk!
Icesus - What else are you doing with your hands right now?
Like addiction? Try Icesus!

arthor · Post by **arthor** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:21 pm

Icesus - A way of life.
Icesus - The best offscreen graphics ever.
Icesus - beyond imagination.
Icesus - Cooler that antarctica.
Icesus - even Arthor plays there.
7 out of 10 dentists worldwide recommend Icesus.
Is it Ultima? Is it WoW? NO! It is Icesus!
Never had sex? Play Icesus!
Friendliest MUD on the planet, Icesus.
Tired of player killing? Play Icesus.
Does every MUD seem the same to you? Try Icesus.

For the banner... Nice icy background, a party of heroes preparing to fight a dragon or something. Or just facing the viewer.

yoz · Post by **yoz** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:23 pm

Icesus - Coolest thing you can do with your pants on!

arthor · Post by **arthor** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 14:10 pm

I just stole a great idea. Like the IQ test scam adds... we could do:

Britney spears has under 20Mil total exp, can you beat her? - Icesus.

Barack Obama has less than 300Mil total exp, can you beat him? - Icesus.

etc. use famous names and random exp totals. AND this would not even be a scam... UNDER 20mil, LESS than 300mil 0exp IS less and under any amount we put up!

Damn I'm a genius

Post by **ginjeet** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 20:51 pm

Icesus will make you its BITCH, bitch.

That said, I'd go with the "never had sex?" idea. You gotta know your target audience, after all.

goderic · Post by **goderic** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 01:22 am

Buy a kettle, a bucket and a year's supply of Pot Noodles. Lock the doors, unplug the phone, and then, and only then - play Icesus.

apog · Post by **apog** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 05:23 am

I agree with Solar, I think "The coolest dungeon on the net" is perfect.

rha · Post by **rha** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 13:56 pm

-Bored of your social life? - Play Icesus!
-Icesus - The game that takes your sexless frustrations away.
-Who needs women when you got Icesus!
-Don't waste time and money trying to get laid, do something productive. Play Icesus!

icesus

New slogan for Icesus

New slogan for Icesus

icesukset, pahat ja rumat

The Winner ;)